YAY! Welcome back to me! I've been away a while right? Did you miss me? Well let me tell you I DID NOT miss public transport! So, let me fill you on the first three days back at work...actually no WAIT! I have story to tell you about the guy next to me on the plane!
SO...I was flying Delta back to Heathrow last Thursday. I had booked and paid for an upgraded seat (not first or business before you get any ideas of me being rich OR posh) that had extra leg room and bigger seats. I am by no means a small framed person...I have hips and a Kim Kardashian sized ass and I am proud of that but it seemed to be causing the guy in the seat next to me some problems.
Shortly before taxiing out to the runway from Atlanta he made a quick "goodbye" call to his wife (or I assume it was his wife) and during the call said that "...yes the plane is OK, lots of leg room but I am getting crushed in my seat"! He said this WHILST I WAS NEXT TO HIM! Talk about rude. Needless to say I made the rest of his stay MOST uncomfortable with me stretching my legs out over his side and using the arm rest! :)
Anyway, back in the UK now and Monday's trip home was quite normal...but yesterday...that was the bus journey from HELL!!
I was already running late to meet the other half and had to reside myself to getting the chav bus. The queue wasn't too bad when I joined but in front of me were a number of pushchairs and kids. Now, don't get me wrong I understand that babies NEED to stay in their pushchairs. BUT, when you have a toddler of 4/5 years old IN A FUCKING PUSHCHAIR ON THE BUS? What the actual fuck! Get the kid OUT and sit her on your knee. But OH NO this chav had to take up two spaces. One for her fat lazy arse and the other for the pushchair that had her kid in it...which meant that an actual mother with a NEWBORN baby could NOT get on the bus. The bus driver...did sweet fuck all. I despair! I found an empty seat next to a woman in her 50's (that's being fair). The bus was full of sweaty chav students and single mothers with attitude problems. I smiled at the lady next to me as I sat down and the bus began on its way. Shortly into the journey she pulls out her mobile phones and types the following text message:-
"On my way home now. Will see you soon. Got a right fat cunt sat next to me. Got no room."
Again, there was an issue with my curves. Let me just say that I had less than half of the existing seat left to sit on because her large and lazy fucking arse was covering the majority of it. I let that message go...smile and chuckled to myself and then she typed this.
"She needs a fucking seat to herself she is so fat."
Now this pissed me off. BUT as I should not have been looking at her phone screen I didn't feel it was necessary to say anything. But I am truly shocked that someone of her age is name calling and what is effectively bullying someone that she doesn't know.
I hate getting that bus because that is the kind of people it attracts. If I wasn't so jet lagged and tired I probably would have said something regardless of whether or not I should have but I decided to let it go. I am not upset by her comments but other people may have been if it was about them and others are not as strong as me.
I did give her an evil stare when I got off the bus though!
Today I travelled in peace on the posh bus with no bullying and screaming kids!
Right well time for me to get some sleep...I have lots to catch up on!
Ciao for now!
J xoxo
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