That Friday feeling!

A little late on the blog post as on my journey today I was busy clinging on for dear life. I am not sure that the bus driver was aware of how to use the brake pedal correctly and during the service flung one or two passengers the length of the bus along the way! 

However, despite his lack of driving skills, he did make the passengers chuckle today. Our local Council (can't be named for legal purposes) have a nack of installing roadworks and temporary lights along every main road throughout the City. It was clear this evening that said roadworks and traffic lights were causing a little congestion along the route. I am thinking, from the driving mentioned above, that Mr Bus Driver was late and this delay was only making him more annoyed. When reaching the roundabout and the aforementioned traffic lights, Mr Bus Driver slammed on the brakes, exited the vehicle and began to kick the traffic cones away from the road that were in place to cone off one lane of traffic (another reason why there was a growing queue of cars). There was clearly no need for this lane closure that was causing all the traffic to funnel into one lane during rush hour. Of course, his actions, upon entering the bus to continue the journey, were applauded by all as well as from the many passing drivers who had been blocked in by the closure. Hurrah for his efforts! 

Other than that there was nothing really exciting to report. Such is the case on the not-so-chav bus. I am thinking that maybe I should take the chav bus next week just so I have more to write?! Thoughts?

Anyways, have a great weekend and Bank Holiday (for those in the UK) and I will see you all next Tuesday (or CUNT if you like to use the acronym)! 

J xoxo

Bad choice!!! 😒

Waiting for the posh bus was a bad choice today. The annoying student from the earlier place has just boarded...and he's continuing to tell his friends about the "fit bird" (bloke) from Rock City. He stinks. He stinks of alcohol. When do students actually study!? 

I have also come across a rude and obnoxious cunt who asked me get off his bag which was placed on the seat next to me. I politely asked the man if his bag had paid for a seat on the bus today. He said no. I kindly asked him to remove his bag as it was in my seat, which I had paid for. I would photograph said cunt but it would look too obvious and his garish face may break my camera. Needless to say he moved to the back seat and put his back on the seat next to him. Cunt. 

On a non-bus related note, I received a funky new desk and chair at work today. Needless to say I was the topic of discussion from the miserable cunt at work. I am sure she will invent some back ailment so she too can have one or something better. She hates being outdone. 

Back to the bus, other than the obnoxious cunt and the student there 

is no one else of excitement on my bus. 

Time to sign off now. 

Ciao for now!

J xoxo 

Waiting in line...

Why is it that the seats at the bus stops are always full of fat chavs, lazy students and one elderly person? The elderly person, granted, should be allowed to sit there, they are old...but the twenty-something lazy student who's probably been in Wetherspoons all day pissing away his student loan and telling his "friends" (who probably only like him because mummy and daddy give him an allowance every month) how many "girls" he slept with at the bar the other night, should not. If he has stamina (which I doubt he does) he can fucking stand! He's obviously gay. No man claims to have slept with that many women in one night unless he is hung like a horse and from looking at him, he is not. 

I'm not sitting down...I am standing in the queue. Just for the record. 

Then there is the college student that insists on playing his crap (the real name for rap music) on a wireless speaker that is tucked into his chav jeans? No one else wants to hear that shit!!! What makes you think we do?

I am disappointed that Mr Bus Pervert isn't in the queue. He was the topic of much discussion at work today. I am currently deciding on which bus to get to my darling beloved and having looked at the current queue I will opt to wait for the not-so-chav bus today!

More updates when I board!!

J xoxo

Dodging a bullet

I narrowly dodged a bullet today. I was in the queue and had settled myself for the fact that I would have to get the chav bus today (explanation later on) when my usual bus (the not so chav bus) rolled up behind.

So let me explain the difference between the two. 

The Chav Bus - this is run by a corporation bus company and runs into one of the many deprived areas of Nottingham. It runs the same route as the not-so-chav bus. However, there is one massive difference between the two. The chavs, benefit dossers, single parent mothers of fifteen children from different fathers, people who have no sense of hygiene and general scum of the City, tend to frequent this service. Now I'm by no means upper class however, I shower regularly, I've worked since the age of 14, have never claimed benefits, have no children and made sure when I did have casual sex that I was always protected and I speak proper English. 

The Not-So-Chav Bus - this bus runs the exact same route as the above bus however is run by a private bus firm. It's only a single decker (less chavs), the drivers are always polite and friendly, the bus is clean and well ventilated and is generally a better ride home. This service used to be empty with only a handful of passengers. However, the service is now appealing more to the student population of the City (lazy fucking cunts) and as such there has been an increase of people on my bus over the last few months. 

Today's service is a quarter full and is chav free, smell free and although it was late, is thankfully driving past many bus stops that have passengers waiting in order to catch up with the timetable! Hurrah! 

I feel bad that today's blog is relatively boring in comparison to the fun I have had in the past! Ah well, shit happens. There is always tomorrow. 

As I reach my stop I will say ta ta for now and see you tomorrow for another fun filled journey home!

J xoxo

Welcome to my blog!!!

So...after many months of venting on Facebook, I have been pursueded to start a blog. The topic...my bus ride home. 

As most of you know I catch a public transport bus home every evening after work and it happens to pass through a not-so-very desirable part of my City. In my time I have come across many different characters of whom you will become familiar with along the way. 

So, sit back, relax and enjoy as I share my experiences of my bus ride home!

J xoxo