Why is it that the seats at the bus stops are always full of fat chavs, lazy students and one elderly person? The elderly person, granted, should be allowed to sit there, they are old...but the twenty-something lazy student who's probably been in Wetherspoons all day pissing away his student loan and telling his "friends" (who probably only like him because mummy and daddy give him an allowance every month) how many "girls" he slept with at the bar the other night, should not. If he has stamina (which I doubt he does) he can fucking stand! He's obviously gay. No man claims to have slept with that many women in one night unless he is hung like a horse and from looking at him, he is not.
I'm not sitting down...I am standing in the queue. Just for the record.
Then there is the college student that insists on playing his crap (the real name for rap music) on a wireless speaker that is tucked into his chav jeans? No one else wants to hear that shit!!! What makes you think we do?
I am disappointed that Mr Bus Pervert isn't in the queue. He was the topic of much discussion at work today. I am currently deciding on which bus to get to my darling beloved and having looked at the current queue I will opt to wait for the not-so-chav bus today!
More updates when I board!!
J xoxo
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